Tuesday, 18 June 2013

Funy SMS

2 Pankhe dene 1 Ladies or 1 Gents.
SAlesman: Pankho me ladies or Gents nhi hota
Santa: Kaise Nahi Hota ek bajaj ka de or Ek Usha ka.
Santa Autu Wale se – kyu bhai hanuman mandir jayega auto?
Auto wala: HA
Santa: To phir aate samay parsad lete aana…….!!!

Santa:- What Is A Girlfriend?
Banta:- Additon of problms, Subtraction of money, Multiplication of Enemies & division of friends……….

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